échouer. 失敗する. fallar. How ever you want to put it, keeping this blog updated was a major fail. Thus, I give you attempt #2. I know. What the hell could have possibly gotten in the way of my blogging right? I wasn't attacked by an emu or saving a village of eskimos or anything heroic like that. However, I was learning a ridiculously massive amount of life lessons, which had to happen at some point or another I guess. I will use a list of things I've learned to sum up my experience of the past month.
1. Having 3 jobs is not as dandy of an idea as it sounds.
2. A lot of stupid people shop at Nordstrom.
3. Never bring a panini from Starbucks into a greek cafe and expect to come out alive.
4. Love actually is a bitch.
5. So are really good saleswomen.
6. When told that according to the dress code, you are only allowed to wear tennis shoes if they are Coach, don't reply with "Well throw me that sharpie and I'll draw some C's on them."
7. Socks with soccer slides is strictly a Northwest thing.
8. Digital bubble wrap is a necessity to my existence.
9. Jennifer's Body with your best friend at 3 in the morning is the best kind of therapy.
10. Old people always tell the truth-especially the delusional ones.
